What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
15.06.2025 04:27
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Yes sir it is.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
HELLO
Any straight men had a gay experience in the past? What was it and how did you feel?
After a few moments he returns.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
{RING} {RING}
What do you think is the most powerful line in the song "Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien" by Édith Piaf?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Sure no problem officer.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
What was your best revenge story?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.